2019 Holiday Equine Gift Guide (51 Uncommon Gifts for Horse Lovers)
Updated: Apr 14
What better way to remind the whole neighborhood where your Christmas spirit fund is going than with this excessively horsey wreath? I mean, as if they needed reminding after the great horse ice sculpture incident of 2018. The divorce was worth it. Okay we're being mean... we truly want three. One for the front door, the barn door and to hang on our truck. Make sure your decorations are on point this year with this bedazzled awesomeness.
Measures 28 inches tall, 24 inches wide with a depth of 6 inches, comes complete with hanging wires attached to the back for display.
It's hard to find ornaments that truly represent how we feel about life... and this one says it all. AND it's got the wooden shabby chic thing going ON! We love this because it's affordable, quality, cute and took the words right out of our mouths; All You Need is Love and Horses... and adorable ornaments.
• One Sided OR Both Sides • 2.75" round • 0.030" thick • Semi-gloss finish • Red Satin Ribbon included • Aluminum • Scratch & abrasion resistant surface
These are too cute and you can get a few for all of your barn friends. Each design is custom and the leather genuine. We love these because you'll NEVER want to lose your keys if these are holding them all together! Arguably one of the most affordable items on our list, too! Get a bunch and save for Birthday gifts next year, too!
Due to the nature of this product the wire work and height will vary. Each one is unique.
Who doesn't need more blankets? Super soft and cozy. Get one or four... for each of your trailers, trucks, beds and tack room. It's winter after all, and you know the dog is going to steal one anyway. So might as well get an extra for the pooch, too. OH and since this IS a gift guide, maybe an extra to give to your equestrian bestie. Or not, another extra for you isn't a bad thing. We won't judge.
•Add your name for a custom touch. •100% Arctic Pro Fleece - Soft Material •100% Polyester Coral Fleece - Thick Plush
•Printed in the USA!
We love these ornaments because not only are they gorgeous but they're exactly what the tree is missing... an extra ornament that the dog and cat can get their paws snagged on during their 300th lap around the tree and presents. But on a more serious note... You should probably get these decorations to remind the equestrians in your life to remember the most important mantra of riding... heels down, loves.
Set of 3 comes in either gold or silver.
Stirrup: 2" x 2 1/4"
Leather Strap: 3" long
This gorgeous necklace is entirely sterling silver. Grab as a gift for YOU or perfect for your best barn friend! Grab two and make them friendship necklaces. My favorite feature of this is the intricately wrapped sides, making it feel extra feminine, especially handy for those moments you’re covered in dirt and hay and feeling far from lady-like or dainty. Wear this with your barn clothes or dress it up! But then again, if you’re a horse-gal who are we kidding? You live in barn clothes, so you’ll need this necklace to feel like you at least tried to look cute today ;)
Comes in gold or silver.
Horseshoe measures 1/2" wide and 5/8" long Necklace includes a 2" extender chain on the back of the necklace making it adjustable
Want to take your pony everywhere? Or have a friend that wishes they could take theirs? That’s totally what this gift is for. Custom designed from Australia (so you know it must be good - those Aussies do it all so well), this sterling silver horseshoe pendant is inlaid with your horse’s own hair if you want! How cool is that? DOES NOT COME WITH CHAIN. But, it does also come in gold, which is fancy. A wonderful way to remember that your horse is #1 in your life, visibly. (Warning: Dogs, boyfriends, girlfriends and family may become even MORE jealous of your horse once you begin wearing this).
Sterling silver, with room on the back for engraving. Size at approximately 21 x 22 mm. (about the size of a 10 cent coin).
Do you know a true cowgirl or maybe you are one? This shirt tells the truth about our favorite kind of gal. Wild but an angel. With a horse to lend its wings by her side... this comfy shirt is for the true cowgirl in your life; we're pretty sure you have a few of these close to you. So stock up in every color and size! Give as gifts or sport at your next rodeo.
• Not available anywhere else
• Comes in gorgeous colors
• Classic look
• Essential style
• Easy to care for
OMG we're getting three of these pillows for that trailer we said we wanted. I mean, we have to visualize things to make them happen right? Well how about visualizing these gorgeous throws on the bed in your brand new LQ? They'll look equally as awesome on your bed at home that you rarely sleep in because let's face it... you have a horse.
This adorable Horseshoe Necklace is perfect for everyday wear. It features a tiny gold or silver horseshoe charm.The best part is that it's so thought out, it comes with an inspirational poem written by the creator. The item is hand-made, designed, and packaged in a gift box with love, and comes with a free jewelry polishing cloth with every order. We don't have a funny sassy thing to say about this one... we love it too much.
Custom, cute and hilarious. And that's not just how I'd like to describe myself on a good day. These candles are adorable. Make your white elephant gift the one everyone fights over with these. They're an awesome gag gift with an actual function. They oddly smell delicious. But then again, what unicorn fart wouldn't smell good?
So unique. This necklace is a must. You can dress it up or dress it down. We don't necessarily recommend wearing while you ride, but it's perfect for that holiday party at the barn next week. Or even better for that equestrian on your list that you're dating and have NO idea what to get (hint, hint gals - send this one to your men, the two legged ones). Geometric patterns are all the rage and you can get this in whatever length suits you best!
We all need a reminder occasionally, to be the person we strive to be. The ultimate version for us horsey people is the one that our equine counterpart would follow anywhere...because they know when a heart is pure and a mind is clear better than any other creature on earth. Use this case to remind yourself multiple times a day to be that person. A great gift for a barn friend or an equestrian who has it all...this is ONLY available in one place as it's custom designed.
No truck should be without a custom plate to remind onlookers that this is a horse chariot. I mean, talk about well played... horses used to pull us. Now we pull the horses. Decorate your best horse friend's truck with these crafty licence plates. Or pick up one or two for your next rig! No truck should be without.
Over 15 color available.
This sign is HILARIOUS and necessary. Sort of like a bad cup of coffee when you're doing a 4am barn check. Hilarious that you even tried to make coffee...necessary because well, it's 4am. Okay but for real. This sign. This sign is exactly what we're thinking every time we leave the barn and all the hoodlums are out in the field. Heaven help us if that gate gets opened. Well, heaven help the opener.
You don't have to believe in luck to appreciate this gorgeous piece. Each one is custom made and designed so you know there's never another made like it. We love this piece for it's originality and incredible beauty. Another great item for the equestrian on your list that has EVERYTHING...even if they have one of these, another will NEVER be like the next... get a couple for some truly special gifts under the tree.
These are all custom made. This exact item may not be available and there are beautiful ones on the shop link below.
Who doesn't love everything made out of horse shoes? With the increase in barefoot horses out there we'll surely need more of these around the house. Ha! Just kidding. But in all seriousness, we have two of these...one for the garage and another for the barn. Functional gifts are the best because there's always a use for them AND they look gorgeous. Grab some iron for your best equine friend's coats and hats!
We need more wine. And what better way to keep wine around than to store it on some gorgeous horse shoes? We love this because it reminds us why we drink while we choose OR store our next bottle...the ponies in our lives are reason to celebrate and mourn those empty bank accounts of course. So grab one of these for s gift and another for the tack room...where we drink our sorrows away surrounded by the thousands of dollars in gear that drained our savings.
YES! More cute meets function. We love this because now we get to be reminded of how lucky we are to be able to afford to eat a meal even though we have horses. Seriously. When was the last time you had more than a sandwich or an on the fly protein bar? Sit down, friend. And have a real dinner with your equestrian friends around these fantastic finds!
We want three of these. One for the LQ, one for the barn and one for the mud room. These are even more fun if you have small kids who are ALWAYS kicking those booties off around the house... give them an awesome spot to house all that leather! This is a great Christmas gift for the barn, too, where you and all your barn mates can enjoy and use it.
More than a gag gift... wouldn't you rather look at some gorgeous ponies than your man's package sometimes? I mean, I'm sure it's nice and all but c'mon, horses. They always win. And this way your man can feel like he's part of the herd in a whole new way...the best gag gift ever. Everybody wins. Get these for the man in your life for Christmas. At least it's better than coal.
If you've ever hauled, then you know one of the biggest pet peeves is people riding the back of your trailer, out of sight zone, front end right up against your best friend. Not okay. Use this decal on your trailer, and get three for your closest friends this season. Keep those ponies safe no matter where you're traveling to!
Decal measures 12.5" x 17" vinyl with a rearing horse with words. Pick from 7 color choices.
It's super freaking hard to find treats that are clean and tasty without feeling like you've gone off the deep end and turned into that barn friend that says things like "Did they freeze dry those treats before or after the full moon?" or "Where was Saturn in relation to the field's main water source when they harvested the carrots for that cookie?" These treats will make you feel sane again. Get these treats for your pony. And know that they're actually tasty and healthy.
Use code: MALIK20
Your horse needs a necklace. Bet you didn't think you'd hear that this holiday season but seriously, these gal's rhythm beads are so beautiful our horses fight over them. Use them to help encourage relaxation and focused workouts. They're stupid cute no matter if you're posing for photos or posing for photos on trail. We love anything sparkly and flowy! Add a santa hat and you've got a winning look this season for your pony shots. ;)
Custom colors and sizes available.
It's really easy to forget that you deserve a little something this holiday season, too. HA! Just kidding. But for real, these are the perfect thing for you and all your friends at the barn. You'll thank us. Water will never taste the same again and your body will NEVER feel so hydrated...all day. Whether it's a rodeo, a show or that long trail ride... this stuff does a body good...but not in that creepy milk mustache way. It's actually packed with hydrating minerals, vitamins and aids in balancing blood sugar.
2 flavors available. Empty one stick pack into 32-44 oz. of water and shake to dissolve. Drink all day long.
Your horse deserves the best of the best all year round, right? Well I bet you haven't found it a good electrolyte... why? Because so many of them out there are TOTALLY missing the actual elements that help VITAL minerals to be absorbed. Whether you are an arena rider, endurance or pleasure...this is the ultimate present for your horse and yourself this Christmas because it will make your rides longer, your horse to be healthier and your peace of mind MASSIVE.
BONUS: A great gift for the equestrian that has it all and doesn't "need" anything because this product is hard to find, too!
Imagine your horse comes out a diamond into this world. A beautiful, perfect diamond. But over time it gets covered in dirt, dulls a bit... but here's the thing. Your horse's body never stops being a diamond. To buff that shine back in, and give your horse's gut and immune system the ultimate boost...give it Nutrient Buffer. I mean basically we're trying to make you feel as guilty as possible for NOT getting your horse this gift for the holidays. Did we succeed?
We don't really have a lot to say about this because we realize most of you didn't even know you needed one of these. But you do. If you haven't heard of the horse hydrator, well, now you have. No seriously, this is a necessity in our barn because...I mean, c'mon, would you live of hose water? And that's just the comical reason to get this. It's actually super awesome. Check these off your list and buy a year's supply and thank us when your horse drinks more water and keeps better hydrated.
Send the right message ladies, get this case for your daughter, your horsey neighbor, your bestie at the barn, and yourself. This cell phone case comes in all kinds of durable options and colors for EVERY kind of cell phone. And it's adorably simple, high quality and written by, well, a horse. So that makes it 100x more awesome and perfect as a present this year... for any horse loving lady on your list.
We didn't make this gift guide for your horse, we made it for you. But if we had, this sure as shit would not be on it. Properly piss your horse off this year with this awesome santa hat. But make sure to take a thousand pictures of him in it when you do, because, well, everyone loves an angry holiday pony face. Seriously though, we bought four.
Okay this is so beautiful I want one even though I live in the desert. Excessive? Yes. But super warm looking? YA! We don't have one of these our selves but I mean... that's what a Christmas list is for! Gorgeous items you may only use once this year but you'll for sure take 100 pictures of ya'll wearing them together. So make sure you grab every color and one in your bestie's size. These riding skirts just became a necessary expense this year.
Available in 5 colors. Waist can be adjusted by velcro fastening: 24-41 inch (62-104 cm) Length: 35 inch (90 cm).
Who needs a clock when you're at the barn? Well, you do. And so do your equestrian friends. If you want to keep your friends and family happy that is, and show up to dinner on time. We all know it's too easy to get caught up in our horsey lives and forget about the real one...this clock does it all. Honors the horse life with a little satire and reminds us of the real one...so get this one for your barn!
Next to your helmet, having your cell phone attached to your body is one of the most IMPORTANT things to have on trail, in the arena and really well... everywhere in life. Make sure your friends have their cell safely attached to them, too! Grab a few for holiday gifts and birthdays! We love this for the quality, color options and easy access. Gift some peace of mind this year.
This custom present is one of the cutest things we'd like to add to our tack box this year! It comes with not one, not two but FIVE custom brushes. Check these out for truly personal gifts for the equestrians and their horse counterparts in your life. They will feel truly loved. And they'll think of your kindness every time they brush and tack-up! We can't think of a cuter, more individual gift. Because let's face it... we always need more brushes around with all these dirty horses.
Whether you're stuck in the snow or the rain these rubber babies will remind you why you're doing it... for the ponies in your life. Know someone that needs some new footwear to keep those tosies dry? I mean, who doesn't need a pair at the barn, in the truck, in the trailer and by the garage? Maybe an extra pair outside your stall door? I would grab at least four pairs of these wellies.
Okay. This is a no brainer. You're probably looking at this list on your cell phone right now... so what better present for yourself than a new handy Ariat case? Leather, too. So you know it will last... at least as long as that last pair of half chaps you picked up. Get one for your favorite horsey friend so you're both safe and stylish with these gorgeous, quality cases! Fits most phones, too. Which is extra handy since...well...we know that one you're on is living on borrowed time. Don't argue. You left it in the middle of the arena three times last week.
OMG. These make us wish there was an Etsy around when we were younger! These are the best gifts for the younger crew on your list. Get matching ones for little girls and another for their favorite pony! We love these because they're custom AND personal... which is like, everything us equestrians are about. Don't pretend like you didn't wish everything you owned had your name on it for the barn when you were younger!
This is just epic, because we need to drink if we're in love with horses (and just checked our bank accounts) and what better way than to do it wrapped up in this gorgeous print? This is the best splurge for your barn-mate because you know they'll use it to bring all kinds of booze with them to hang out with you at the barn this winter. A strategic, gorgeous gift... we couldn't say no to this quality item.
We want all of them. So if you were looking for a present for us on this list... this is our secret desire. A billion plates with horses on them. That sounded sarcastic but we're serious. This is so shabby chic adorable and the quality is on point. This gal's entire collection is 100% made in the USA and her designers are just too cute. These are unique and get an A+ on our Christmas list.
These are fun because you can always buy the set, keep two and give away the other half! Ha. Well, we're not that cheap but for real... these are so cute they'd be hard to give away. They're also a nice print that we would use all year to remind us of our horsey counterparts. Coffee should be inspirational, and with a mug like this, our caffeine will set us up for an epic day every day. Yep, that was some pep right there. Just get them.
Whether your horses are pigs or just treat-happy... this sign says it all. Keep the carrots at bay unless you deem necessary!!! (Said in a very Braveheart-esk voice). But for real... we all have one of those in the barn. So add some humor and regulation at the same time by gifting your barn friends this sign this holiday!
Okay this is really, really gorgeous and can be used as a keepsake for those horses who have already gone over the rainbow bridge. Here's the thing... do this now. Do not wait until that fateful day. We're not trying to be morbid, we're being realistic. Do this for your friends especially, because in the midst of sadness, creating jewelry is the last thing on everyone's mind. Gift your barn friends the gift of forever alongside their horses this Christmas. We don't mean to be so serious but... do it.
Did you see the wooden horse ornaments on our list? We love these for all the same reasons! Where was Etsy and all this custom awesomeness when we were younger?! Get your younger equestrians two each! One for their bedroom door and one for their horse's stall. These are high quality and custom; everything we want in a holiday present this year. Hint hint.
So cute - get a bunch for all the gifts on this guide! Nothing says Happy Holidays like going the extra mile with all the fluff! And these adorable gift tags are totally fluff - but the kind we love and get all kinds of compliments on. Dress up those presents this year with some extra horsey style using these.
Available in 7 horse designs.
What better way to start the day than with a horse in your view? This mug is perfect for the equestrians on your list that wait all day to go see their horses at the barn, talk about them constantly and basically live and breathe for ponies. Oh wait… sound like you? Then you probably need to get this mug for yourself as well, this way you can start every morning by seeing a gorgeous horse while you sip that caffeine, tea or whatever beverage you choose to fuel you for the day until you get to see your horse!!
This is a super cute bracelet we'd wear all the time if someone gave to us. Not just that but it's a wonderful reminder to keep that wild flame alive, for both you and your horse. Check out these hand stamped aluminum bracelets with the text STAY WILD and a running horse between the words. We won't judge you if you get this one for yourself... as well.
The stone will protect your table tops and add a level of quality to your coaster collection with these cute gifts. They're durable enough for the barn but also cute enough for the coffee table that you pretend to make time to sit at and read and... oh, wait, what did you say? Need to go get more hay? Ya. We don't use our coffee table either but like for real, get these to put in the LQ on the top of your Christmas list. Santa told us you were good. So you have that going for you. (Or okay FINE. Get these for your friends, I mean, we did say this was a gift guide at some point...)
How deep do we go? Balls deep. And ew, we meant trailer hitch balls, you sicko. If you haul, you need this mug. And only other trailer haulers will understand. It's like a secret language amongst us. All kinds of everyday horse activities are actually quite dirty. Take sheath cleaning for example. Actually don't. We're trying to pitch you this mug right now and the idea of cleaning a giant horse penis might not help us. Okay SO the mug... get it. Because you're balls deep in horse ownership, so you might as well inject some comedy into your days. That is how we survive it all.
This mug actually sells itself. It's our humor and our essential truth rolled up into one. Of course, the you on this mug is subjective. If you were the person that handed me a full mug of coffee, it's not that you make me unhappy, it's that horses make me even happier, but I appreciate the effort. That's me at least. Anyways, get this mug for every horse lover on your list and they'll finally feel understood. And that's like the best Christmas gift ever.
Horse clip itself? You need clay. Feet have white line? You need clay. You got a deep cut wrapping all those Christmas gifts? You need clay. Boyfriend being a jerk? You need clay. Boss ask you to stay late? Yep... you guessed it... clay. Well not really, those last two aren't ENTIRELY applicable but you get the idea. Redmond clay heals ALL. No joke. We use it for everything from bug bites to putting the Daily Gold clay product in our horse's food. This here is the poultice, which not only heals EVERYTHING but smells amazing since Redmond recently started adding essential oils for an extra bang. Stock up on this for the barn, your friends, your kids, your future kids and well... your horse. Sincerely... Clay. HA just kidding.
Beam me up scotty. Seriously. Whether you just get a session or two with one of these or actually commit to buying this rather expensive gift on our list... it's not only worth it but listen to me: horses have reported to us that it feels like it's been beamed into outer space and returned, only to be younger, more vibrant, capable of faster recovery, increased blood flow and a host of other amazing possibilities that you really, truly need to contact Tamara about... just saying. This shit is the shit. Don't let the price tag freak you out because this is your baby we're talking about. And you spent like, 50k on that truck in your driveway. This is nothing. Well, that and you can avoid a mountain of vet bills when you use stuff like this regularly. Just sayin. No jokin.